Fentimans Furtling Beer Mat

There are but three things worth employing one's right hand for, according to Fentimans. One would be the 'partaking' of a Fentimans brew, and the other would be furtling. Furtling was a form of entertainment enjoyed by the Victorian upper classes that I have been informed was: 

"a wondrous erotic journey into the human hand's secret folds and furrows, one that delivers pleasure most vitalizing, lifts melancholy from the desponding mind, and restores wounded spirits. "

Confused? Let these pictures help clear things up a bit. You place your hand behind a picture in a certain way that it mimics the arse. It certainly beats drawing a moustache on your hand. Hats off to the Victorians for their brilliant sense of humour - I wonder if you can somehow make your arse look like a hand? 

 

Hang on, I thought there were three things 'worth employing one's right hand for.' I'm not sure what the third is but I'll leave that up to you and this suggestive beer mat to decide. Right, I'm off for a good furtle. And in case your Olympic lottery bid was unsuccessful you always have the  furtling world championship to look forward to.